“After I wrote Sportfishing for Sharks, a lot of people told me I was stupid because I just taught my competition how to catch sharks.  Well I never had no competition.  I had constipation because I didn’t give a crap.  I didn’t hide nothing.” ~ Capt. Frank Mundus 

“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it!” ~ W.C. Fields

“Two thirds of this planet is covered by water, so two thirds of your time should be spent fishing!” ~ Darrell Hillhouse

“Business is like a man rowing a boat upstream.  He has no choice; he must go ahead or he will go back.” ~ Lewis E. Pierson